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Edited: 6/28/2010 9:18 PM

A Farmer and His Wife

A SCOTSMAN walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says…

"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,

"If you weren't such an idiot you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."